JOKES THAT YOU SHOULD READ!!!

Before marriage

Husband: Aaah! At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
Husband: No! Don't even think about it!
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course! Always have and will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: No! Why are you even asking?
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance i get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy???!!!
Wife: Can i trust you?
Husband: Yes!!!
Wife: Darling!

After marriage: Read from bottom to top

lol

then should or should not marry ?

pye should marry.. dun worry ur husband won't treat you lidat de..

So mean.... U make it sound like man are mere manimals

I have joke too...

Lawyer Joke
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

Now i sked i will get bills if i ask too much in here...